Jenny, Jenny 

Dear Jenny,

Remember how you told me that the only reason my husband wouldn’t divorce me to be with you was because he didn’t want me to get one square inch of his land? Guess what… I now own all 357,540,480 square inches! 
Just thought you’d like to know. 
Sincerely, 

That Crazy Bitch 🙂

PS… That land was an inheritance. He knew I couldn’t touch it if I wanted to! 

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